Two-word descriptions

Where is your cell phone? My pocket.
Your significant other? Rocks me.
Your hair? Pleasantly mussed.
Your mother? The Devil.
Your father? Pretty cool.
Your favorite thing? PC, Brian
Your dream last night? Mostly sex.
Your favorite drink? Diet Coke.
Your dream/goal? Live happily.
The room you're in? Work office.
Your ex? Are numerous.
Your fear? Financial insecurity.
Where do you want to be in 6 years? More secure.
Where were you last night? At home.
What you're not? Ummm, straight?
Muffins? Yes, please.
One of your wish-list items? New desk.
Where you grew up? Small town.
The last thing you did? Office work.
What are you wearing? Casual dress.
Your TV? Isn't connected.
Your pets? Kody Cat.
Your computer? Needs graphics.
Your life? Pretty good.
Your mood? Frustrated, tired.
Missing someone? Yes, always.
Your car? Jeep Liberty.
Something you're not wearing? A watch.
Favorite Store? Doesn't matter.
Your summer? Is awesome.
Like someone? Love someone.
Your favorite color? Red works.
Last time you laughed? This morning.
Last time you cried? Too long.
Last time you danced? See above.

Thanks to Jason for this!